By Gisela "Jayce" Riggio (Jayce6@gte.net)
DISCLAIMERS: Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers is copyright 1986-present to Sir Robert Mandrell, Gaylord Productions, Transcom Media Inc., ITF Enterprises Inc., Hearst Entertainment, and KOCH Vision. The creator/author of this and related websites makes NO claim of ownership to any of the characters, events, locations, quotes, situations, stories, and tales associated with the above program. ALL original characters, events, fan fictions, lists, locations, opinions, quotes, reasons, signs, situations, stories, and tales plus these rationalizations are the author's property and CANNOT be used without permission. This is a piece of non-profit fan fiction. Please send all inquiries to Jayce6@gte.net -- flames will be forwarded to the Queen of the Crown.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: This was done in response to a challenge posted on the Galaxy Rangers' Mailing List. The signs given here are mine alone.
You become a world-class fencer.
You can say ANYTHING sarcastic and get away with it by using your charm.
You can recite your favorite episodes straight from memory.
You learn to shoot with both hands.
You make a special holster for your shotgun and wear it everywhere.
You start swearing other shows are ripping off GR ideas...
You throw heavy objects (tables, people, etc.) using your left arm -- and never strain your body.
You utter a Rangerism every few minutes.
You write GR crossovers/alternate-universes for every other show/movie/game you like!
You're an expert hacker -- complete with your own tweakers!
You become infamous at music stores for demanding the GR and Slaverlords' music.
You bring charges of libel against those infidels who DARE claim GR's "only a cartoon!"
You buy a huge mountain in Arizona and convert it into BETA headquarters a century early.
You can recite ALL the episodes from memory.
You earn a Ph.D. in genetics for the sole purpose of creating Supertroopers.
You eat, drink, sleep, think, breathe, daydream, visualize, and (fill-in-the-blanks) GR.
You live to write G/N, Z/E, and/or D/M romance.
You make it your life's work to educate and convert family, friends, acquaintances, co-workers AND perfect strangers to GR.
You make video stores across the planet cringe when you pester them for more GR tapes.
You name your horse/pet/familiar/significant-other after a cybersteed.
You start sensing things out of the blue -- and they aren't delusions...
You take advanced courses in electronics and go on to make working Series 5 badges, cybersteeds, and Andorian hyperdrives.
You wonder if you're an ancestor of any of the GR characters...
You're always surprised to discover that in real life kiwis are birds instead of aliens.
DISCLAIMERS: Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers is copyright 1986-present to Sir Robert Mandrell, Gaylord Productions, Transcom Media Inc., ITF Enterprises Inc., Hearst Entertainment, and KOCH Vision. The creator/author of this and related websites makes NO claims of ownership to any of the artwork, characters, events, images, locations, quotes, pics, situations, stories, tales, and thumbnails associated with the following animations, audio cassettes/CDs, books, cartoons, comics, graphic novels, people, programs, movies, and videotapes. ALL original addresses, character profiles, characters, episode information/profiles/summaries, events, fan fictions, FAQ answers, gallery reviews, humor, lines, lists, locations, opinions, quotes, pages, personal biographies, sites, situations, statistics, stories, tales, and vehicle profiles are the creator's/author's property and CANNOT be used without permission. No profit is made off these fan pages. Please send all inquiries to Jayce6@gte.net.