GALAXY RANGERS: HOLIDAY SONGS

By Gisela "Jayce" Riggio (Jayce6@gte.net)

DISCLAIMERS: Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers is copyright 1986-present to Sir Robert Mandell, Gaylord Productions, Transcom Media Inc., ITF Enterprises Inc., Hearst Entertainment, and KOCH Vision. Original holiday songs are the copyrights of their creators and current owners. The author makes NO claim of ownership to any of the characters, locations, lyrics, situations, and/or songs associated with the above programs, people, music, and/or videos. All original characters, locations, situations, and the stories are the author's property and CANNOT be used without permission. These are pieces of non-profit fan fiction. Please send all inquiries to Jayce6@gte.net -- flames will be forwarded to the Queen of the Crown.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Demented holiday fun in the spirit of AnnieO's "Queenie Got Run Over By the Gooseman" and "A Visit From Captain Kidd" by the Evil Writing Crew. These are not BETA'ed; any mistakes are solely my own.

GENRE: Song Parodies

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Doccie, the Blue-Nosed Hacker
(in tune to "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

We know Zach Foxx and Gooseman and Niko and Zozo
Waldo and Daley and Locke and Rowley
You surely recall
The most infamous Ranger of all!

Doccie, the Blue-Nosed Hacker
Has a very regal pose
And if you truly know him
You would always swear he glows

All of the other Rangers
Love to grin and call him Doc
They always let poor Hartford
Be the Goose's sole backup

Then one snowy Yuletide Eve
Pathfinder came to play
Resting on Doc's nose all night
Surely gave him quite a fright!

Now all the Rangers tease him
As they snicker loud and flee
"Doccie, the Blue-Nosed Hacker,
This pic's part of history!"

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Deck All Troopers
(in tune to "Deck the Halls")

Deck all troopers in a hurry
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
They're the reason for our fury
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
Now they come, let's go for double
Nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah!
Move on out, let's ride from trouble
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!

Dodge the blazing guns before us
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
Smite the lot and reinforcements
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
Fly on up in tight formation
Nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah!
Queenie rages through her station
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH!

Make the jump to hyperspace
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
Come on, Rangers, keep up the pace
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
Join forces, now all together
Nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah!
Let's tell Walsh we need a breather
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!

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