By Gisela "Jayce" Riggio (Jayce6@gte.net)
DISCLAIMERS: Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors is copyright 1985-present to DIC Audiovisuel and ICC TV Productions, Limited. The SFM Entertainment Division of SFM Media Corporation distributes this series. It is a Canada-France co-production. The author makes NO claim of ownership to any of the characters, locations, and/or situations associated with the above program/film/books. All original characters, locations, and situations plus the story itself are the author's property and cannot be used without permission. This is a piece of non-profit fan fiction. Please send all questions, comments, thoughts, and remedies to Jayce6@gte.net -- flames will be forwarded to the Monster Minds' complaint box.
WARNINGS: This list is several city blocks long!! The author accepts NO responsibility for people actually getting drunk, stuffed, and/or wired in the course of this game. I _strongly_ suggest substituting soda and/or candies to honor the fact that this is meant to be a kids' cartoon -- it's way ahead of its time, granted, but it originally aired as a children's program. This is meant to be in fun!!
1) Select your drink or snack of choice. Have a good supply on hand.
2) Choose one or more of these categories: 1-2 for beginners, 3-4 for intermediate, 4-5 for advanced, and all 6 for Gillian's concentration.
3) Select how many episodes you want to watch, which can include multiple viewings of the same ones: 1-15 for beginners, 16-45 for intermediate, 46-60 for advanced, 61-up for Herc's fortitude. (WARNING: Make sure you don't wear out your tapes!!)
4) Ready? Then good luck, and Lightning Strikes!!
_ONE SIP_
*Acts heroic, hopeful, inspirational, noble, and/or optimistic
*Asks Gillian for advice or help
*Banters with Herc
*Blows up anything (Chug if it's a planet or spaceship)
*Cheers Flora and/or Oon up
*Comes up with a plan
*Commands the League vehicles using his Communicator
*Defends anybody
*Drives Armed Force
*Escapes a Monster Mind ambush (Two sips if he planned for that ahead of time)
*Falls into a trap (Gulp if it _wasn't_ set by the Monster Minds)
*Fights Monster Minds
*Finds a clue from Audric
*Follows Audric's signal or trail
*Gets tricked by the Monster Minds
*Gives orders
*Jumps _high_
*Laughs
*Listens to Gillian's advice and/or stories
*Mentions Audric
*Persuades Herc to go along with his plan
*Rescues anybody (Chug if it's any version of Audric)
*Repairs the vehicles
*Says something positive
*Sends Saw Boss running
*Shows compassion, mercy, pity, and/or understanding towards anyone
*Shows kindness and/or patience towards Oon
*Swaps Stack-and-Attack weapons
*Talks to anyone through his Communicator
*Tells Flora not to do something (Gulp if she actually obeys)
*Tricks Herc
*Uses the Ring of Light (Gulp if it acts on its own or doesn't work; chug if he has to concentrate for it to work)
_TWO SIPS_
*Acts impulsive, reckless, and/or stubborn
*Argues with Herc
*Asks Herc for advice or help
*Carries a lazer pistol, lazer rifle, lazer cannon, or lightsword (Chug if he uses any of them)
*Drives Drill Sergeant or the Space Scooter
*Escapes anything
*Gets tricked by an Audric look-alike
*Falls from a great height
*Negotiates
*Pilots the Pride
*Tricks Saw Boss
_GULP_
*Activates Armed Force's Density Decreaser
*Attracted to the leading lady in that episode
*Drives Quick Draw or Trail Blazer
*Fights being possessed
*Gets captured (Chug if the Monster Minds have _nothing_ to do with it!)
*Gets the Root back
*Gets injured or knocked out (Chug if Audric cures him)
*Goes somewhere in disguise
*Loses the Root
*Pilots any other spacecraft
*Skunk stripe "disappears"
*Sleeps
*Uses Gillian's staff to track down magic
*Uses Oon's lance
_CHUG_
*Calls Herc "hotshot"
*Calls his Communicator a "Transmitter"
*Drives any other vehicle
*Gets possessed
*Electrifies Armed Force's "arm"
*Finds Audric
*Gets kissed by the leading lady
*Kisses the leading lady
*Physically fights Herc
*Traps Saw Boss
_ONE SIP_
*Acts awe-struck, curious, happy, innocent, and/or stubborn
*Argues with Oon
*Banters with Herc
*Disobeys orders
*Drives Drill Sergeant or Quick Draw
*Fights Monster Minds
*Gets cheered up by Jayce
*Helps anyone
*Laughs (Two sips if it's _not_ at something Herc says or does)
*Listens to Gillian's stories
*Plays with Brock and/or the Zoggies
*Rides Brock
*Says "Monster Minds! They're here!" or any other variation
*Says "Oh, no!" (Two sips if anyone actually pays attention to her)
*Senses Monster Minds
*Senses strong emotions
*Shrieks her "patented shriek"
*Swaps Stack-and-Attack weapons
*Talks to plants or animals
*Tries to persuade Herc to do something (Two sips if it _doesn't_ work)
_TWO SIPS_
*Acts nice towards Oon
*Convinces someone to help the League (Chug if it's Swampwitch)
*Drives Battle Base
*Gets information or help from plants or animals
*Helps to repair stuff
*Obeys orders
*Senses danger
*Senses someone specific
*Tracks anybody or anything
*Uses some plant-related knowledge
_GULP_
*Argues with Gillian or Jayce
*Drives Fling Shot
*Exposed to pesticides
*Feels ill
*Feels stronger on magic-rich worlds
*Gets captured or kidnapped
*Gets magically attacked by Vantu (force beams, strength-sapping moss, etc.)
*Hair turns blue-red
*Loses her powers
*Meets up with Audric (any version)
*Rests
*Runs
*Senses magic
*Uses her communicator
*Uses her telepathy
_CHUG_
*Accepts Herc's apology
*Argues with Herc
*Calls Audric "Father"
*Calls Herc "scruffy"
*Drives anything else
*Hair gets yellow marks
*Hair turns blue
*Pilots the Pride
*Reads her Book of Legends
*Saved by Audric
*Senses Audric
*Shares her strength with the Root
*Sits in a storage room
*Skin gets violet marks
*Transformed into a "full" plant to track down the Root
*Transformed into a human
*Tricks Vantu
_ONE SIP_
*Acts dignified, knowledgeable, skilled, and/or wise
*Advises anyone
*Calls Flora "my child" or "child"
*Calls Jayce "my boy" or "lad"
*Casts illusions
*Drives Drill Sergeant or Quick Draw
*Fights Monster Minds
*Invents anything
*Laughs
*Mentions Audric
*Recalls anything
*Repairs the vehicles
*Rescues the League
*Senses magic (Two sips if he specifically feels the presence of a wizard, sorcerer, or magic-user)
*Shows kindness towards Oon
*Swaps Stack-and-Attack weapons
*Tells stories
*Tricks Herc
*Uses a magic item
*Uses his magic staff (Gulp if he lends it to someone else)
*Uses magics that don't drain him
_TWO SIPS_
*Alters any machine to be used as an anti-Monster Mind weapon
*Calculates anything (Gulp if he writes the equation or formula)
*Chants (Gulp if the spell saying is not in English)
*Counsels anyone
*Drives Battle Base or Spike Trike
*Fights Vantu
*Gets something from inside his robes (sleeves or shirt)
*Lectures anyone
*Looks for a Cobalt-49 crystal
*Magically transports the League (floating force bubbles, levitation, teleportation, etc.)
*Pilots the Pride
*Uses magics that tire him a little
_GULP_
*Can't use his magic powers
*Changes gold to lead
*Changes lead to gold
*Drives the Space Scooter
*Falls from a great height
*Gets captured
*Magically reprograms the computer
*Magically transforms people into non-human forms
*Meets another wizard
*Meets up with Audric
*Runs
*Sleeps
*Uses his communicator
*Uses magics that drain him
_CHUG_
*Calls Herc "my boy" or "Mr. Stormsailor"
*Creates the League vehicles
*Drives anything else
*Gets the Cobalt-49
*Loses his mental hold over a spell
*Transfers his magical powers into the Wizards' Crystal Orb
*Uses magics that knock him unconscious
_ONE SIP_
*Acts cynical, greedy, impatient, impulsive, reckless, sarcastic, selfish, "scruffy," or stubborn
(Two sips if anybody takes him seriously)
*Banters with Flora
*Blows up anything (Chug if it's a planet or spaceship)
*Calls Flora a plant-related nickname (Flower Face, Flower Head, Lettuce Top, Little Orchid, Moss Head, Spinach Nose, Weed Head, etc.)
*Calls Jayce "kid" or "hotshot"
*Calls Oon an insulting metal-related nickname (Bucket Head, Metal Mouth, Rust Brain, Rust Bucket, Tin Can, Tin Head, etc.)
*Complains
*Crashes the Pride
*Drives Battle Base, Drill Sergeant, Quick Draw, or Spike Trike
*Fights Monster Minds
*Gets persuaded to go somewhere
*Insists that he can fly the Pride _anywhere_
*Insults Monster Minds
*Insults Oon
*Jumps _high_
*Laughs
*Mentions his upcoming payment
*Navigates through Monster Mind vines
*Pilots the Pride
*Refuses to take the Pride somewhere
*Repairs the Pride and/or League vehicles
*Reveals and/or uses information from his past (Gulp if he's _not_ embarrassed by what he did)
*Says cynical and/or sarcastic remarks
*Says or thinks that Jayce's plan is crazy
*Searches for treasure (Chug if it's when the League's going directly towards Audric's signal)
*Swaps Stack-and-Attack weapons
*Talks to anyone through his "red-triangle" Communicator
*Tricked by Gillian and/or Jayce
_TWO SIPS_
*Argues (Chug if it's with Flora)
*Crashes his vehicle
*Defends Jayce
*Drives Armed Force
*Falls from a great height (Chug if he says "Ouch!")
*Insults anybody else
*Loses the treasure
*Meets up with someone from his past (Gulp if he/she is friendly; chug if it's Queen Morgana)
*Navigates through a space hazard (asteroids, nebulas, Time Lens, etc.)
_GULP_
*Acts evil
*Attracted to the leading lady
*Carries his lazer pistol or rifle (Chug if he fires either one)
*Catches a cold
*Catches the League by using the Pride
*Defends anybody else
*Doesn't object to Jayce's plan
*Drives the Space Scooter or Trail Blazer
*Gets captured
*His gold turns to lead
*Persuades Jayce to let him plot a course somewhere
*Sees the treasure
*Sneezes
*Uses Oon's lance
_CHUG_
*Apologizes to Flora
*Calls Gillian "Pops"
*Calls Jayce or Oon a friend
*Damages Oon's lance
*Drives Fling Shot or Spray Gunner
*Gets the leading lady
*Gets the treasure
*Lets Flora pilot the Pride
*Loses his shirt
*Physically fights Jayce
*Quits the League
*Rejoins the League
*Shows his dagger
*Sleeps
*Talks to anyone through his "gray-spike" Communicator
_ONE SIP_
*Acts cowardly, fatalistic, frightened, panic-stricken and/or pessimistic
*Argues with Flora or Herc
*Breaks anything (Two sips if it's something needed for the mission)
*Calls Audric "Master" or "Master Audric"
*Calls Jayce "Master" or "Master Jayce"
*Calls his lance "magic"
*Carries his magic lance
*Causes an accident
*Cowers in fear
*Defends Jayce
*Drives Drill Sergeant or Quick Draw
*Falls apart
*Feels scared (Chug if it's because Squiresmith Wixland has summoned him)
*Fights or insults Brock or the Zoggies
*Fights Monster Minds
*Harps about his lance's "magic powers"
*Insulted by Herc
*Laughs (Chug and laugh if it's because the League has been transformed into Crystalums)
*Mentions Audric
*Mentions the Eternal Squires
*Obeys Jayce's commands
*Rides shotgun with Jayce in Armed Force
*Swaps Stack-and-attack weapons
*Tricked by Flora
_TWO SIPS_
*Acts brave
*Drives Armed Force
*Faints
*Falls down
*Falls from a great height
*Gets captured or kidnapped
*Makes a mistake (Gulp if it's a MAJOR one, i.e. releasing a Nightwalker)
*Rides shotgun with Jayce in Drill Sergeant
*Rides shotgun with anyone else
*Suffers from magnetism, rust, wearing out, etc. (Gulp if he gets cranky)
*Uses his lance to fight
_GULP_
*Acts heroic
*Attracted to a leading or secondary lady
*Catches a cold
*Donates a piece of his armor for something
*Drives Spike Trike
*Escapes
*Feels depressed or useless
*Gets his lance back
*Has pieces of his armor stolen from him
*Hides anything in his body
*Loses his lance
*Rides shotgun with Jayce in the Space Scooter
*Goes somewhere in disguise
*Lends his lance to Jayce
*Meets up with another Eternal Squire or something similar (i.e. Cookie the Rookie, Helmet of Valroth, or the Silver Crusaders)
*Sacrifices himself for his friends
*Saves the day
*Senses that something's wrong with Jayce
*Sneezes
*Thanks Herc
*Uses his communicator
_CHUG_
*Calls Jayce "Jayce" or "Sire"
*Commands knights
*Drives anything else
*Gets kissed by a leading or secondary lady
*Leads knights into battle
*Loses his plume
*Pilots the Pride
*Rides a dragon into battle
*Salutes Jayce
*Stands before the Council of Twelve
*Summoned by Squiresmith Wixland
(ANY sight/sound of him -- adult, clone, illusion, image, mention, teenager, etc.)
_ONE SIP_
*ANY mention of him in conversation -- Audric, Father, Old Friend, etc.
*Anything in his old laboratory is used (Two sips if it's the bait to capture Jayce; gulp if Dr. Zorg's accessing the computer)
*Escapes from the Monster Minds (Two sips if it's by the skin of his teeth; gulp if he uses a teleporter to get away or Jayce is nearby)
*Fights Monster Minds
*Helps people, then departs before the Lightning League reaches him
*Leaves a clue for Jayce to find him
*Saves anyone
*You see him in the opening or closing credits
_TWO SIPS_
*Any scenes of him accidentally creating the Monster Minds
*Any of his old colleagues runs across the League
*Anything about his past is mentioned
*Gets expelled from a planet
*Hugs Jayce
*Illusion or image of Audric is seen (Gulp if it's NOT being used to capture Jayce -- go figure!)
*Pilots anything
*Rescues or attempts to rescue anyone
_GULP_
*Captures Jayce for Saw Boss (fake Audrics only!)
*Creates something to be used against the Monster Minds (Chug if it's the Root)
*Doesn't believe the League's warning (teenager only)
*Helps Jayce out
*Meets up with Gillian and/or Flora
*Tells Oon to stop calling him "Master" (teenager only)
_CHUG_
*Cures Jayce's injury
*Dies (dream only)
*Forgets meeting the League (teenager only)
*Hides the Root
*Jayce finds him
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